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Big Red v. Orange

The Gory Details
Syracuse @ Cornell
7 PM - Carrier Dome
Weather: Syracuse, NY
Television: Time Warner 26
Radio: Syracuse - [WAER - 88.3 FM] [ESPNRadio - 1260 AM]; Ithaca - [WTKO - 1470 AM]
On the Web: Syracuse ISP; WAER; WTKO; LaxPower Blow-by-Blow

Game Notes:
Syracuse
Cornell (Media Guide)

Statistics:
Syracuse
Cornell
National

The Post-Standard takes up advertising space to print some news.

Hey, Cornell has a student newspaper! A student paper, ample fields to molest sheep, what more could a privileged kid from Long Island ask for?

Hey, people other than students can read in Ithaca! It's Suicide-Assisting Gorges!

Hard work is for suckers.

Here's a general read on the sport. It's worth the 30 second read to realize that defeding the game is just pointless. You're either on the train or you're not.

Hoops
Dick Vitale has no idea when to stop yammering. Here's his Solid Gold Teams, whatever that is. I'm not sure what is different between his Solid Gold teams and the other junk he puts out there. Just for note - Gerry is a proud third teamer.

Time to blow up those hurrah balloons. Syracuse has put TCU on the home schedule for next season. For all of you scoring at home, that's:

Games Time Warner Doesn't Even Want: 1
Excitement: 0

Football
What's 250 pounds minus 20 pounds?

Still fat.

Progress, schmogress. The only thing impressive about this scrimmage was that Pasqualoni wasn't there. We'll see what happens when the helmets get strapped on for the big spring scrimmage.

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