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The Greg Robinson Drinking Game

This should help get you through the rest of the season.
This bye week has been no fun. Not a lot of stuff has been going on. You noticed that the BlogPoll is now on CBS That’s pretty exciting. Sean from Nunes/Magician and I are the voters from Syracuse and we are keeping you readers proud. But there needs to be something more out there this week. Therefore, from the makers of the Jim Boeheim Press Conference Drinking Game, and by request from you loyal Orange::44 readers, I proudly present the Greg Robinson Drinking Game.

Directions: Watch a Syracuse football game coached by Greg Robinson, watch a press conference featuring Greg Robinson, or read any media that features Greg Robinson and drink accordingly.

Drink 1 if:
Greg scowls.
Greg looks like he doesn’t know.
He mentions the word “flash” in some capacity.
Greg tries to rally his team after they make a mistake.
The team fails to convert on third down.
You disagree with a coaching decision of Greg Robinson.

Drink 2 if:
Greg says “I don’t know”.
Someone talks about Greg Robinson’s job security.
Someone speculates about a coach that will take his job.
The team earns a touchdown after gaining 30 or more yards.
You see Daryl Gross or Nancy Cantor, or you see a clip of them talking about Greg.
You hear a Gregism other than “flash”.
You see Greg with his hands in his face as if he is saying “oh boy”.

Chug 1 drink if:
You see Daryl Gross with more than one cell phone.
You hear Greg get angry.

Chug 2 drinks if:
Syracuse quick kicks/punts on 3rd Down.
Syracuse employs any trick play.

Drink 1 case/ Drink 10 cocktails if:
Greg resigns.
So there you have it. The GRob Drinking Game. Hopefully this will get you though the season. I’ll be back tomorrow with predictions for the weekend. Until then, stock up on alcohol, because there are still seven games remaining in 2008. H/T to Erin.

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