Here's to you, Coach Robinson.
With Syracuse's 2006 football season having experienced its sunset almost a month ago, there has been much discussion concerning the Orange's most recent gridiron effort. As it is the Christmas season, I thought it would be fun to memorialize and recapitulate head coach Greg Robinson's second effort in song.
For the 2006 campaign review, I chose the seasonally appropriate The Twelve Days of Christmas. Some of the verses require a bit of rhythmic shoehorning, but you should get the picture.
For the 2006 campaign review, I chose the seasonally appropriate The Twelve Days of Christmas. Some of the verses require a bit of rhythmic shoehorning, but you should get the picture.
On the first day of Christmas, GRob gave to me,
The worst team in the Big East.
On the second day of Christmas, GRob gave to me,
Two Carney rushes,
and the worst team in the Big East.
On the third day of Christmas, GRob gave to me,
Three Taj Smith touchdowns,
Two Carney rushes,
and the worst team in the Big East.
On the fourth day of Christmas, GRob gave to me,
Four total wins,
Three Taj Smith touchdowns,
Two Carney rushes,
and the worst team in the Big East.
On the fifth day of Christmas, GRob gave to me,
Fiiiiive guys who can't block!
Four total wins,
Three Taj Smith touchdowns,
Two Carney rushes,
and the worst team in the Big East.
On the sixth day of Christmas, GRob gave to me,
Six conference failures,
Fiiiiive guys who can't block!
Four total wins,
Three Taj Smith touchdowns,
Two Carney rushes,
and the worst team in the Big East.
On the seventh day of Christmas, GRob gave to me,
Seven goal line flops against the Hawkeyes,
Six conference failures,
Fiiiiive guys who can't block!
Four total wins,
Three Taj Smith touchdowns,
Two Carney rushes,
and the worst team in the Big East.
On the eighth day of Christmas, GRob gave to me,
Eight losses on the season,
Seven goal line flops against the Hawkeyes,
Six conference failures,
Fiiiiive guys who can't block!
Four total wins,
Three Taj Smith touchdowns,
Two Carney rushes,
and the worst team in the Big East.
On the ninth day of Christmas, GRob gave to me,
Nine points averaged after halftime,
Eight losses on the season,
Seven goal line flops against the Hawkeyes,
Six conference failures,
Fiiiiive guys who can't block!
Four total wins,
Three Taj Smith touchdowns,
Two Carney rushes,
and the worst team in the Big East.
On the tenth day of Christmas, GRob gave to me,
Ten, the "Pudgy Passer,"
Nine points averaged after halftime,
Eight losses on the season,
Seven goal line flops against the Hawkeyes,
Six conference failures,
Fiiiiive guys who can't block!
Four total wins,
Three Taj Smith touchdowns,
Two Carney rushes,
and the worst team in the Big East.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, GRob gave to me,
Eleven yards per reception,
Ten, the "Pudgy Passer,"
Nine points averaged after halftime,
Eight losses on the season,
Seven goal line flops against the Hawkeyes,
Six conference failures,
Fiiiiive guys who can't block!
Four total wins,
Three Taj Smith touchdowns,
Two Carney rushes,
and the worst team in the Big East.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, GRob gave to me,
Twelve assistants on the hot seat,
Eleven yards per reception,
Ten, the "Pudgy Passer,"
Nine points averaged after halftime,
Eight losses on the season,
Seven goal line flops against the Hawkeyes,
Six conference failures,
Fiiiiive guys who can't block!
Four total wins,
Three Taj Smith touchdowns,
Two Carney rushes,
and the worst team in the Big East.
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