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Q: Is Doug Marrone The Next Head Coach? A: Yes.

He looks like he should be on Friday Night Lights.

Do we have the next head coach of the Orange? Axeman is reporting that ESPN Radio 1000 in Chicago has learned that New Orleans Saints Offensive Coordinator Doug Marrone has accepted the head coaching position at Syracuse.

We will keep you developed on this story, much like Axe will. Attempts to reach DOCTOR Gross were useless, probably beacuse he was drunk already.

PS - Whoever left the below comment on the story, thanks. I laughed my ass off for like three minutesAlso, check out his current Wikipedia entry before someone removes it.

Update: Looks that way. For the record, these are the same pros and cons I said.

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1 Responses to “Q: Is Doug Marrone The Next Head Coach? A: Yes.”

  1. # Anonymous Anonymous

    Is this really the great hire that SU has been holding out for? I mean the DOCTOR has been conducting this search since September and this is who he picks? A guy with no HC experience, no recruiting experience, doesn't call plays, hasn't assembled a staff, and so on. I guess he did go to SU, but so did a lot of people. Gross did the same thing he did w/ Robinson, go to the pros, take a huge gamble and keep SU football in destined for irrelevance. I hope this isn't true. I want to vomit.  

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