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Matt Glaude: The Cliffs Notes Version

In case you missed it, here's some material from last week that probably deserves a once-over.

Syracuse-Army 2008?

It looks like Dr. Gross is slowly closing in on the incredible.

In an online chat four days ago, United States Military Academy Director of Athletics Kevin Anderson boldly hinted that Syracuse, a university located mere hours from the West Point campus, could appear on the Black Knights schedule in the not-too-distant future . . . .
Nothing Gold Can Stay
Even when things go right for the Syracuse Orange, disaster is not far behind.

Somewhat lost in the midst of Syracuse's 34-14 victory over the RedHawks of Miami University (Ohio), was the injury sustained by emerging junior receiver Taj Smith. Smith, the Orange's lone deep threat and arguably the holder of the team's surest set of hands, injured his shoulder early in the third quarter on an inexplicable end around run. Visibly shaken, Smith required assistance to leave the playing surface.

Wyoming Tailback Sheds Straightjacket, Guarantees Victory
Unbeknownst to the Center for Disease Control, there is an epidemic of crazy terrorizing Laramie, Wyoming.

In true Roy Williams fashion, Wyoming tailback Devin Moore stepped out of reality and into the realm of unabashed lunacy and guaranteed victory for his Wyoming Cowboys this week against Syracuse . . . .

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