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Penn State Continues to Disappoint

Even though it's fake it's still totally amazing.
When we last left our Penn State friends, they were having issues in the dining hall. This time, it was directly in the football building. In Orange::44’s continuing coverage of the misdeeds of rival school's students and players, we have a good one for you. Young Daniel J. Costenbader, who turned 21 this past Thursday, celebrated by allegedly removing most of his clothes, breaking into the football building at PSU, breaking some glass, and groping the Alamo Bowl Trophy. Good work sir.

With Leather, via The Daily Collegian, are reporting that the young man went on quite the spree after he no doubt ingested an extreme amount of alcohol in celebration of his 21 years on this green earth. Costenbader allegedly broke into the football building and caused $5,000 worth of damage before being found as stated above. The young man was charged with burglary, criminal trespass, criminal mischief, theft by unlawful taking, receiving stolen property and public drunkenness. He was released on $50,000 unsecured bail, which I can say is an OUTRAGEOUS bail amount for only $5,000 worth of damage. The judges in PA are real hard asses apparently. The real question is where the hell were his friends that no doubt fed him shots all evening? What a bunch of a-holes. Who would pump a dude full of alcohol, surely see him visibly intoxicated, then just leave him to his own devices? Bad move brah. The kids at Penn State clearly do not know how to run a 21st.

All in all I have to say this is pretty awesome. I mean, if I were going to break into an athletic building I too would go right for the bowl trophy, or in our case, probably a National Championship trophy from lax. Either way, breaking into any building is wrong, especially while so intoxicated you do not even know what you are doing. Also, friends do not let friends go to State. And again, where was this kid’s friends? I know this stuff would not fly at the ‘Cuse. We take care of our friends. You know, unless you bought me that Three Wise Men on my 21st. Then you are on your own “pal”.

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2 Responses to “Penn State Continues to Disappoint”

  1. # Anonymous Sir Mawn Wilson

    If it were me breaking into the Syracuse trophy room, I would grope the Bowl trophy.  

  2. # Blogger Brian Harrison

    A great bowl win indeed. Mungro and Freeney giving the business to K State in lovely Phoenix, AZ, in the then Bank One Ballpark (BOB), all on my 19th birthday. Actually, I'll be back in a bit. I'm going to try to grab that thing. Someone distract the Doc.  

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