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Penn State = Off The Chain

Son, I think you may be batshit crazy.
Those boys at Penn State are at it again. It was reported in The Daily Collegian here and here that former Penn State sophomore wide receiver Chris Bell pulled a knife on a former teammate in a dining hall.

Bell was in the Pollock Dining Complex on the Penn State campus and then approached former teammate Devon Still with a foot long knife with an eight inch blade. He then said “Come get the case and I am going to stab you,” referring to an accusation made earlier in the day about the case to his cell phone being stolen by Bell. No injuries were reported during the incident, but Bell is facing charges of terroristic threats, simple assault, recklessly endangering another person, disorderly conduct (everyone gets a discon) and harassment. He is currently being held in the Centre County Correctional Facility. His bail was set at $50,000.

Bell, interestingly enough, was already on suspension from the team for his alleged participation in a fight on campus involving several football players in October. So Bell decided to brandish a knife on a former teammate, while suspended from the team, on another teammate. Did he think this would clearly fix his problem? Nothing says “let’s talk this out” like pulling a knife. Bell, who seemed to be a garbage time player, only caught seven balls in six games for a total of 143 yards. Needless to say he remains in the pokey and is innocent until proven guilty.

It must be something in the water in State College, Pennsylvania, where those kids get all antsy in their pantsy. JoePa needs to get a handle on some of these kids otherwise his legacy will not be because of the football field. Hat tip yet again to Sean from Nunes/Magician and his excellent linkables. He does it so you and I don’t have to.


1 Responses to “Penn State = Off The Chain”

  1. # Anonymous Anonymous

    You've pulled a pocket knife on me...but thats hardly the shaving cream fight that covered half of the lengendary house of old, now that, that was harrassment, and good ol' fashion fun.

    in short, this guy has a few screws loose, its a damn cell phone case, get over it!  

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