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Lacrosse Friday/Football Saturday

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There is a lot of action going on in the Carrier Dome this weekend. First on Friday evening at 7:00pm #1/2 Syracuse will take on the Albany Great Danes in the Carrier Dome. I’m predicting an outcome very similar to the Rutgers and Loyola games. Syracuse will win, and they should win by about six goals at least.

Next, on Saturday at 2:00pm is the annual Spring Game for the football squad. In every game there is a winner and a loser, and of course Syracuse will be a loser in this one. At least half of the team will. It is the offense versus the defense in this one, and it should be interesting to see Delone Carter and Curtis Brinkley back in action on the field. Do not worry though, they will only participate in “thud drills”, whatever the hell that means. Sean at Nunes/Magician has chronicled all the marketing wonders that will face you at this event. From the pregame festivities featuring Columbia recording artist Luna Halo (read: terrible band that no one will care about), and several chances to kick a field goal for cash money bling. The entire time we will probably hear TK99 personalities Gomez and Dave (read: annoying blowhards who will ruin your football viewing) calling the action as honorary assistant coaches. Can you contain the excitement for this event?

Orange::44 will be there in person for all of the weekend’s activities. I will chronicle all the awesome marketing (read: in your face, terrible) and glorious displays of athletic ability (read: offer only valid on Friday) that you can handle. All kidding aside, while it is easy to make fun of the football team I am genuinely a fan and hope always springs eternal. I look forward to seeing what product they put on the field and it should be a fun weekend to observe what happens, event though the Spring Game will be highly scripted. Plus, I’ll tell you definitively if Luna Halo sucks a rail or not. Most likely, they will. Stay tuned for a lengthy review Monday and/or Tuesday and come on out to watch both teams if you are in the Syracuse area. They will surely appreciate the support.

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3 Responses to “Lacrosse Friday/Football Saturday”

  1. # Anonymous Axeman

    I have already booked and bumped you for Friday's show.  

  2. # Blogger Russianator

    We are all waiting for news on the THUD-tacular spring game - we'll be waiting.  

  3. # Blogger MariusJanulisForThree

    Don't wear your Luna Halo T-shirt. Don't be that guy.  

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