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Forget Lax Sticks, Try A Glass Bottle

Forget drinking a Blue Moon around this guy.
The University of Cincinnati has the newest member of the fraternity of Big East athletes to be arrested for something. This time, BONUS, it is a felony. The Enquirer out of Cincinnati is reporting that University of Cincinnati offensive lineman Trevor Canfield has been charged with felonious assault.

It seems Mr. Canfield took it upon himself to hit another citizen over the head with a glass bottle. No more details were released about the incident, and of course he has been suspended by Brian Kelly.

He did not even spend a day in jail before getting bailed out of the pokey. Ah well. He will be back in court for arraignment on February 26th. Canfield started all 13 games for the Bearcats last season and he was a second-team All-Big East selection last season. Meanwhile, the justice system will turn and Canfield will have his chance to plead his case. Of course, he is innocent until proven guilty. Stay tuned for more felonious blogging by this guy. Of course I would represent myself, or get our good friend and loyal reader John to join the defense team for a modest retainer of course. Hat Tip to Sean at Nunes/Magician for the linkable. He knows I love this legal trouble nonsense.

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