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Big East Football: Week Nine

Fisher DeBerry had some interesting things to say earlier this week about Air Force's recent woes and the impact the black athlete may have on his fledgling program. If you're interested in seeing DeBerry shove a shoe square into his mouth, click this blue text, dummy.

Unfortunately, DeBerry isn't the only dope saying stupid things about Afro-Americans. Right on the heels of Fisher's Flop comes Dr. Terry Bennett, a doctor practicing in Concord, N.H. Not only does Dr. Bennett stereotype black men, he also manages to rag on the pudgy population.


CONCORD, N.H. --Supporters of a doctor accused of telling a patient she was so obese she might only be attractive to black men picketed Wednesday outside a medical board meeting on his case.

Dr. Terry Bennett didn't attend the procedural meeting to schedule hearing dates. But about a dozen supporters -- loyal patients who credit Bennett's unorthodox talk with saving their lives -- turned out to protest the New Hampshire Board of Medicine proceedings.

"He's told me things that I didn't want to hear sometimes, but it was my own fault, you know," said Karen McMullen while the group took a doughnut break on Wednesday morning. She carried a sign, "Bad Health, No Wealth, Thank God for Dr. Bennett."

Congratulations, Dr. Bennett. You've officially won a place at the Ron Artest School for the Functionally Insane. Pull up a chair next to Ozzie Guillen.

(Special thanks to Brian Girasoli for the heads-up on this glorious story.)

Big East Football: Week Nine
DateOpponentLocationTVTime
10.29.05Cincinnati v. SyracuseSyracuse, NYERT12:00 PM
Navy v. RutgersPiscataway, NJ3:30 PM

Reasonable Out Of Conference BE Record (Week 9): 1-0
Optimistic Out Of Conference BE Record (Week 9): 1-0
Pessimistic Out of Conference BE Record (Week 9): 0-1

[Game of the Week]
What a dumpy, dumpy slate of games this week. Seeing that lineup of Big East tilts actually makes me happy I will be spending seven hours locked in a room taking a practice bar examination.

By default, Navy and Rutgers takes the honor of best game in Week Nine. I wish I could say more about this game, but to tell you the truth, I really don't give a damn.

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