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T-Minus 30 Days to Disappointment

Anticipation, Anticipation
Is making me late,
Is keeping me waiting....

The Syracuse Post-Standard finally realized that nobody gives a damn about the Syracuse SkyChiefs and has provided the SU masses with some overdue information about the Syracuse football program. Praise to Allah and all that is holy.

While the piece submitted by Donnie Webb for today's edition was pretty pathetic in terms of providing enlightment and inner satisfaction, there was a single ray of light.

Responding to a question about how well West Virginia fans will travel to the Dome on September 4th, Mountaineers head coach Rich Rodriguez responded with the following:

"If you can get them a tank of gas and a six pack, they'll get there."

Nothing like a little drinking and driving on the Sabbath to make you wonder how the hell the South has remained in such barren simplicity.

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