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Gross to Retain Robinson

Attention Angry Mobs:

For all your rioting needs, please visit your local home furnishing/gardening supercenter and pick up the following items:
  1. Pitchfork;
  2. Torch;
  3. Yards of rope; and
  4. Pair of denim overalls.

Without such stereotypical accessories, an angry mob simply becomes a tiresome old man who missed his nap.

If you follow the above instructions, your mob will achieve the mild social disorder it seeks to cause.

"We demand three things:
1. No taxes!
2. Polygamy!
3. Football!"


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