For all your rioting needs, please visit your local home furnishing/gardening supercenter and pick up the following items:
- Yards of rope; and
- Pair of denim overalls.
Without such stereotypical accessories, an angry mob simply becomes a tiresome old man who missed his nap.If you follow the above instructions, your mob will achieve the mild social disorder it seeks to cause.
"We demand three things:
1. No taxes!