Attention Angry Mobs:
For all your rioting needs, please visit your local home furnishing/gardening supercenter and pick up the following items:
"We demand three things:
1. No taxes!
2. Polygamy!
3. Football!"
For all your rioting needs, please visit your local home furnishing/gardening supercenter and pick up the following items:
- Pitchfork;
- Torch;
- Yards of rope; and
- Pair of denim overalls.
Without such stereotypical accessories, an angry mob simply becomes a tiresome old man who missed his nap.
If you follow the above instructions, your mob will achieve the mild social disorder it seeks to cause."We demand three things:
1. No taxes!
2. Polygamy!
3. Football!"
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