. . . but only if you're not a registered sex offender.
After much deliberation with fellow cohort Collin Long (read: we just averaged our ballots), what appears below serves as this notebook's official pre-season submission to the BlogPoll. There were significant problems with comingling only two ballots, and as such, there will be a significant change to the way this ballot is created on a week-to-week basis once the season starts.
Until then, however, this is going to be the way the ballot looks.