"Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting." - Bertrand Russell
"A little madness in the Spring Is wholesome even for the King." - Emily Dickinson
It's the eve of the tournament, and there's no better time to disclose the Bracket of Guarantee.
(As you can tell, I have the artistry of a lamb chop. Thank you, MS Paint.)
And if you haven't filled out a bracket yet, here's a general store of bracket outlets.