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Breaking News: Scheduling Syracuse Causes Delinquency

Go directly to jail. Do not play Syracuse. Do not collect $200.

Thanks to some handy *cough stealing cough* compiling by our friend at Nunes/Magician, and by the simple fact I just got internet back after moving and could not break the story myself, I urge you to look at the list of indictments against members of teams playing Syracuse this season.

It seems our Big East friends at UConn and West Virgin(i)a, as well as some guys at Iowa have found themselves in trouble with Johnny Law. Charges include transferring and receiving stolen property, unauthorized use of a credit card, and the ever ominous violation of team rules. Isn’t the law/school rules fun. And people wonder why I want to be a lawyer.

Seeing as MariusJanulisForThree did all the work for me you should check out his post. This season has not even started yet and already it is chalk full of delicious drama. I can not wait for the opening game versus Washington.

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3 Responses to “Breaking News: Scheduling Syracuse Causes Delinquency”

  1. # Blogger MariusJanulisForThree

    I didn't realize you did a police blotter! I need a list of all yearly post concepts and intellectual info beforehand.  

  2. # Blogger Brian Harrison

    Oh it is quite ok. You just saved me about an hour of work. Thanks for the free time and I hope the party in Canada was of the chain, unlike Mike Vick's future. Happy posting!  

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